Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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