I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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