oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
the raccoons are back...
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