O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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