It's Friday. Sex?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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