Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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