please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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