You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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