it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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