yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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