That's when you crack a 10am beer
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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