why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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