we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was so not down for the gang bang
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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