It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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