no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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