The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I deserve this hangover.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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