what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Couch. On fire.
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