So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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