nut hugger
You're so nebulous sometimes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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