it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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