She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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