I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
This baby is an asshole
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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