Christians are straight up FREAKS
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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