No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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