In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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