I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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