Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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