You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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