Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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