So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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