For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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