If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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