How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
be right there i have to get my cape
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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