The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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