Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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