Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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