so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
ttyl tear gas
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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