Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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