Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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