she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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