Dual....:-)
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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