If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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