That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
where does the pee come out of this thing
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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