this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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