i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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