just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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