awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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