I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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