I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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