belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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