We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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