I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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